Wednesday, 6 August 2008

AAADD

My head hurts, my throat is sore, I can't stop sneezing and coughing, I ache all over and I am filled with dread that hubby will catch this ----
MAN FLU!!!!!!

Mac has gone off fishing for the afternoon so I am going to indulge in a bit of self pity, but before I go, this is an e-mail I had sent to me. Familiar anyone.



I was recently diagnosed with AAADD -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my flower tubs in the front garden.
As I go to turn on the hose I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
I go to get the car keys from the porch and then notice the post on the porch table.

I decide to go through the post before I wash the car.
I put my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the bin under the table, and notice that the bin is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first.

But then I think,
I can run down to the post-box when I take out the rubbish,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only 1 cheque left.
My other cheque book is in the computer desk,
so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my other cheque book,
but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm so I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
a vase of flowers on the window ledge catches my eye--
they need water.

I put the Coke on the window ledge and
discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my computer desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I put the glasses back down on the window ledge,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
I must have have left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when I go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the living room where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
but some spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get a towel and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
The flower tubs aren't watered;
The car isn't washed;
The bills aren't paid;
There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the window ledge;
The flowers in the vase don't have enough water;
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book;
I can't find the remote;
I can't find my glasses;
I have absolutely NO idea what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to work out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favour.
Forward this message to everyone I know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

3 comments:

Jackie said...

Its already here.

Kayla coo said...

Hello,
This happens to me all the time!

Gina said...

yep... that's me too! In fact I'm sure I was sorting out the washing when I started this morning.... not sure how I've ended up here?